One possible job: Guarding the president

"If you got on itch on the nose, you know, just suck it up."

I love the falling Christmas tree part.
You have to be squeaky clean to make the presidential station, high test scores, no glitches in your past. It's a huge honor to be selected for this post and apparently requires signing up for a fifth year in the corps. Looks like a great job to me.

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